The date was a FLOP

BACKGROUND:  Flashback to my blog around October/November 2017 when I was blogging about going on a date with a guy I had known for about three years or so. After a series of depressive slumps and general lack of motivation, I'm now ready to explain what happened! The boy wasn't the cause of my low … Continue reading The date was a FLOP


STORYTIME: The accidental bang

A straight guy walks into the bar. Who does he pull, the lesbian, the gay or the hot straight girl?    You will have probably already guessed the answer to that, and you're completely right. It was me! However, it was a completely accident bang. 100% not my fault. I have no idea why I … Continue reading STORYTIME: The accidental bang

I had sex for cake – STORYTIME

Tis the season to get chubby, fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la This story actually happened last year now, however since this whole month is extremely food orientated - it popped into my mind. Flashback two years. I was in London and had just completed a ten-mile run for charity through the city centre. It wasn't too bad at … Continue reading I had sex for cake – STORYTIME